It's Gotta Have A MUSHROOM EXPLOSION.

It’s Maya again. The one who always posts here because Machete doesn’t even remember our password unless I remind her.

If ya follow this blog

Follow this one:

http://alwaysstayawayfromwheaties.tumblr.com/

Because that’s my personal one. As in, the one I don’t share.

My URL is amazing, no?

So um

that last post may have seemed slightly psychotic

and that’s because Machete posted it.

Since, ya know, we share this account.

OH AND

I’m about to make a separate one so that way you won’t get us confused

toodles.

SO I’M SITTING ON THE CHAIR BY THE COMPUTER ON NEW YEARS EVE SPAZZING TO TECHNO MUSIC.  SIMPLY BECAUSE THE REST OF MY FAMILY TOOK OUR NEW PUPPY JACK TO THE VET AND I STAYED HOME.  AND I HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO.

Srsly. I was playing Mario Kart last night at like 1 AM because I couldn’t sleep and then I finally fell asleep and dreamed I was going to ShopRite with my older sister and she hit a guy that was jaywalking which I don’t even know if it’s legal in NJ and then we looked and he was decapitated and bloody.

I SWEAR TO GOD. And like three other people got run over in that dream.

And then I woke up, drank some water, and fell back asleep and continued my dreams, but this time Gerard Way told me he liked my glasses and I felt happy.

This weird dream thing happened when I was using my sister’s room because mine was being redone (she goes to Loyola University in Maryland while I’m still young and spry and in school) and she wasn’t home and I couldn’t sleep because I wasn’t used to her room so I would play my DS for like 2 hours and I had a dream like every night.

And now I’m gonna go to sleep

But not really, ‘cause I’ll be on my DS

And we shall see what I dream.

I can’t upload my damn “Morningstar” cover because it isn’t an mp3

I hate you, Tumblr

Because I can’t post my goddamn cover

So please

Die in a fire.

8 followers now

Oh man

This is intense